This tee provides you with a +2 charisma permanently and you get to roll 2d6 to boost your chances at talking up that cutie when you wear it! The cotton it is made from is spun on a magical spinning wheel that imbues it with the protective qualities of mithril. There is a secret pocket of holding in each one. This tee gets 60 mpg and qualifies you to drive in the HOV lane even when you are alone.
OK OK none of that is true, but did I mention that it glows in the dark?
Good new everyone! I have an artist two pack available at Fresh Brewed Tee starting tonight at Midnight! “Rocket Power” and “Doctor’s Orders” will be available May 16th-18th! You can buy them individually starting at $12 or buy both to get a discount!